My name is Erin. I am nineteen years old, and I am a tool. ISFP.
Gravity Falls, Laika, FusionFall, Buffy, KH, HTTYD.
Still ships GILLARUDD.
Dear New Bra,
From the moment I first laid eyes on you, I knew you would be the perfect fit.
There were no others like you on the shelf. Whether that was because you were the last of your kind or simply one of a kind is a mystery, and one I am not particularly interested in solving. All I know is that you — just you — were meant for me. Just me.
I didn’t even need to try you on to know you would compliment me perfectly. Though you were only $5, I’d have paid much more for the years of companionship I am sure you will gift me. You are a sturdy embrace around my ribs, an uplifting presence beneath my heart, and a net of safety through which no underwire or stray elbow shall ever penetrate. You were there when all others had grown tired and deserted me. You are my perfect fit.
I know that our summer will eventually come to an end. Your arms will slacken, your fingers will loosen, and you will loose your hold on me out of tiredness. But I will let you go with the knowledge that we have spent many long days wrapped in each other, depending on each other for shape and support, and never once letting the other down.
Our bond is as pliable and as reflexive as your elastic. We have no need for underwire when we are together.
Your sparkling ruby red cups will greet me in the morning and kiss me in the evening as I slip in and out of you. You alone will carry the weight of my breasts as if they were never a burden on you. And though you may not be alone in the drawer, you are the sole keeper of my heart.
I am so glad that today, of all days, was the day I decided to invest in new underwear.
Always and forever,
there is something really quite satisfying about making self-righteous vegetarians angry
it sounds so fucking arrogant when you call yourself pretty like that lmao
But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty
SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!!
I like this.
If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.
If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.
Started from a sketch I did In class yesterday u v u - realized I never draw then outside of their seifuku
I want a purse like that tho
Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons
it’s really dangerous having licorice anywhere near me because i will eat all of it and i will cut you if you try to stop me.
Halloween Snack Mix
Here’s what I did…I got out my biggest bowl (happens to be the bowl I keep Halloween candy in haha)and dumped in:
and pretzel squares.
Then the best part was added:
Reese’s candy bits,
honey nut cheerios,
and mellowcreme pumpkins.
Literally just add in your favorite candies and chocolate.
If you like warn snacks try throwing it in the microwave and adding a chocolate or caramel drizzle