My name is Erin. I am eighteen years old, and I am a tool.
Gravity Falls, Laika, FusionFall, Buffy, KH, HTTYD.
Still ships GILLARUDD.
i mean, i get free “churros for two” on my birthday this sunday, but we all know that means “free churros for erin and that enormous free chatime she gets”
what i really want is novelty porn based on ‘the dark crystal’.
there are so many opportunities to exploit it
when they’re derobing chamberlain
and the throne machine that drains the white fluids
do NOt even tell me that jen and kira werent having a fucking thing that entire fucking movie
thanks for calling me a slut. no, really. thanks for acknowledging that i am a grown-ass woman who freely and frequently enjoys sex.
what else you got? my hair looks extra shiny today?
but the real question is
do i put that dum song firlflies with cat and dog instead of person on the work playlist
how does one live in australia and not be extremely tan i thought that’s how it worked
excuse me please check the weather forecast for my state
tans are so ugly tho jfc
i mean i’ve been trying to find something to like about frozen
but they gave me an arrested development reference
that’s all i could ever ask